House “Alone” Guest Star Kay Lenz
My husband G. Grod and I both recognized the name Kay Lenz on the list of House guest stars last week, but for different reasons.
To me, she was David Cassidy’s ex-wife, and thus the target of my pre-teen jealousy. To G, she was the woman with lots of guest appearances and bad movies in the 80’s. In any case, on House last week she looked like a plastic surgery train wreck. After looking up her bio at both IMDB and Wikipedia, I found we both should have known her as the voice of American Maid from The Tick cartoon.
Incorrectly, I thought she was the actress who played Annette Funicello’s ventriloquist dummy in “Mary Ann and Miss Sophisticate“, who Mr. Rourke brought to life on a 1980 ep of Fantasy Island that I remember for its disturbing-to-me-at-the-time combination of sex and violence. But no, the live dummy was played by Maren Jensen, who also played Athena on the original Battlestar Galactica, and had a feature in a Tiger Beat “Girls Rule!” spread.
The other fantasy on that FI ep was “Jungle Man,” starring Dennis Cole, the soon-to-be ex of Jaclyn Smith (Charlie’s Angel Kelly Garrett) at the time. He decided to stay in the fictional universe of his jungle man.
Jaclyn Smith’s Wikipedia entry details why she was the queen of the mini series, and makes me wonder if want to seek out the TV miniseries version of The Bourne Identity.
Can anyone please explain WHY all this is taking up space in my brain 2+ decades later?
May 15th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Did you need a copy of Mary Ann and Miss Sophisticate? I captured it just recently.