Is This a Trick Question?
Meanwhile, 4yo Drake got bored with the Guppy on a Swing Show, so he went inside. Minutes later I heard a crash and a yell. I rushed to the porch. Drake was standing next to an upended shoe rack, which he’d obviously climbed up on and fallen off of.
Me: Are you OK?
Drake: Yes.
Me: Why were you climbing on the rack.
Drake points at the duster I’ve put up high.
Me, puzzled: What were you going to do with the duster?
Drake, looking at me as if I’m an idiot: Dust, mom.
Good for me that “sheesh” and “duh” are not in his vocabulary, yet.