Six Improbable Things Before Breakfast
(Written while procrastinating on lunch)
Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said ‘one can’t believe impossible things.’
‘I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast…’
–Lewis Carroll, “Through the Looking Glass”
1. Got up before Guppy and G. Grod
2. Got dressed by myself, without Drake and Guppy’s “help”
3. Found yoga mat where Drake had “helped” by putting it away
4. Rode bike 1 mile to gym
5. Practiced yoga
6. Rode bike 1 mile home